We Write Stuff Really Good.
Only To Get Attention.
The standard at MAD Group for copywriting is difficult to match. We write with attitude and impact. We like attention, and we often get it through our copywriting. The world is full of technical, matter-of-fact copywriting, and we don’t like it. Therefore, we have decided to be a bit more impactful and creative when we write. Yes we break the rules when it comes to grammar and punctuation, but this is advertising and we’re allowed to break the rules. See what we’re capable of below:
some of mad's memorable headlines...
Doing Lines in Vegas this Weekend?
Our Vaccums Are Streak-Free. We Keep It Clean in Sin City.
If He Can Change The Channel, He Can Clean The Carpet.
Click-Button Cleaning – Now Your Husband Has No Excuse.
The Real Crisis In Africa…
Is Apathy Here At Home.
Pinch Me Now. Bite Me Later.
Get Fresh With AcroAma Spices.
It’s True, Women Don’t Work As Hard As Men.
We Get It Right The First Time.
Since You Like The Birds And The Bees...
Go Green With Cloth Diapers.
A Realtor, A Lawyer, And A Short Sale Specialist Walk Into A Bar...
"My Name Is Spencer," He Said.
If It Ain’t Broke, We Fixed It.
Eliminate Downtime One Repair At A Time.
Attention Stodgy Old Men...
We Keep Your Stodginess Intact.
Our Sails Get You Back To Port...
Or Rum..Or Whiskey...Or Gin...
Mutinies Tend To Happen Under Lesser Sails.
Buy Our Sails. Keep Your Bounty.
Raise Your Expectations. Then Raise Them Even More.
This Is Where We Stand.
Elegance Is Carefully Cultivated Over Time...
But If You’re In A Rush, It Can Be Purchased With Us.
Either-Or Was Before.
Now It’s Time For More.
We Dare You Not To Stare.
Mood Swings Are Common Around Our Work.
Shhh-Mode Comes Standard on Every Model.
iClebo Robots – Built for Clean. And Quiet.
Until We Make Robot Boyfriends, We’ll Keep Making
Smarter, Quieter, and Eager to Clean Your House — iClebo Robots.
No If’s And’s or Butt-Cracks About It.
Hire The “No Excuses” Handyman.
Conservation Beyond Boundaries,
Beyond Politics, Beyond Limits.
But Not Beyond Reach.
If Walls Could Talk…
They’d Ask For Us.